Coventry's a funny place

[bellinghman]

As a woman found out when she was carded for quiche.

ETA: there seems to be a certain amount of scepticism about the report. Surely, people, you don't disbelieve what's been printed in a bunch of British newspapers, do you?

Comments

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

Indeed so. After all, alcohol requires the buyer to be 18. Why 21 for quiche?

(Perhaps it takes 3 years to have drunk enough to eat it.)

[megabitch.livejournal.com]

I have lots of eggs in the house, I have onion, leeks, bacon, goat's cheese.... I may go and make quiche later :) I also have a veg box delivery due today, so I need to use stuff from last week's up anyway :)

[hobnobs.livejournal.com]

Be careful... You'll get sent down for being a Dealer. I can just see the scene.

"Wot'choo in for?"
I was caught distributing a 4kg quiche...

[megabitch.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I'd better not tell them about the omelettes then.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

An omelette is a weaponised quiche, aerodynamically optimised for stand-off aerial delivery.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

(And the fact my thumb is still sore is nothing do do with an attempt to make an omelette, oh no, I wasn't the person who half took the tip of my thumb off while chopping up bacon, no, not me sir)

[megabitch.livejournal.com]

*ow* I can sympathise. My little finger now shows no sign that I attempted to commit yubitsume with a kitchen knife.