Fun number plates

[bellinghman]

Seen on Sunday, between Carmarthenshire and Deptford:

• YUR1 on a big Mercedes - we expect the owner was Russian


• B4 EVE - obviously an evolutionist rather than a creationist


• 2 BE on a car parked on the Chelsea Embankment. Hmm, perfect for an unequivocal Shakespearean actor.

And yesterday in Royston, a big maroon Rolls Royce whose owner had managed to get 'PARKER'. Well, by cheating - the 'A' was a rivet job, and I'm not quite sure how he'd done the 'R'. So it was a total cheat, but the owner had done it on the right car.